And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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