Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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