Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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