It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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