Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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