Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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