White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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