Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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