Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(415): View more from California

I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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(904): View more from Florida

im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!

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(951): View more from California

Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!

(218): View more from Minnesota

I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.

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(714): View more from California

The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.

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