I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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