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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Yo dont text me then not text me

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.

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• (949): View more from California

  It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped

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• (818): View more from California

  You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance

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• (909): View more from California

  oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!

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