Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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