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(416): View more from Ontario

Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up

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(416): Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up http://tfl.nu/zoaj

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(614): View more from Ohio

good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.

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i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..

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(614): good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut. (740): i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck.. http://tfl.nu/ltlc

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(585): View more from New York

im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed

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(585): im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed http://tfl.nu/eq1c

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina

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(763): i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina http://tfl.nu/awuu

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(323): View more from California

dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning

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(323): dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning http://tfl.nu/bjxg

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(705): View more from Ontario

APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...

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(705): APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk... http://tfl.nu/biv4

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(208): View more from Idaho

You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.

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(208): You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip. http://tfl.nu/pvxn

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(336): View more from North Carolina

after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.

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(336): after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be. http://tfl.nu/g4eu

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(916): View more from California

I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.

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(916): I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745. http://tfl.nu/vvre

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.

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(606): Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore. http://tfl.nu/afe8

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(954): View more from Florida

You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street

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(954): You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street http://tfl.nu/crjb

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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.

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(724): $200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm. http://tfl.nu/59s4

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(307): View more from Wyoming

As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.

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(307): As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex. http://tfl.nu/yx96

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

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(615): Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester. http://tfl.nu/ktfh

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(915): View more from Texas

I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.

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(915): I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday. http://tfl.nu/5xu3

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