Have you finally orgasmed yet?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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