1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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