On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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