so that wasnt chicken after all
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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