i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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