What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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