question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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