Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just tell him i said nine months
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
