how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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