he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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