She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
