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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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