It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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