mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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