There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Randomize
