great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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