She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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