I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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