Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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