He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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