So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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