So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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