Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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