I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
how does that bad decision feel?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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