I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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