YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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