im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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