I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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