Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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