Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Who died my cat blue again?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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