Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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