wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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