What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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