Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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