well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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