I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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