gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
What is this nonsense on the table
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?