Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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