Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
