guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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