The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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