I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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