Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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